Saturday, May 29, 2010

happily watching the first ever ep of doctor who

the first doctor is old. i much prefer the recent babes. the ep's been going to 15 minutes and he only just showed up. so far it's been all about some weird 15 year old girl. he's grumpy too. get out of my tardis. blah blah blah. it's funny though, because the companions [of what little i have seen of doctor who in detail ie paying attention to more than just the ducted heating installation materials used to make the costumes of the cybermen] just seem to get the whole time traveling thing straight away, but outsiders are so perplexed and all, this can't happen. the original doctor, William Hartnell for those of you who don't know, is a meanie. the 15 year old is from the 43rd century, and her teachers in the 20th century followed her into the tardis even though doctor who told them not too, and now he won't let them out. i like the crazy special effects and soundscapes in the original doctor who [an unearthly child, 1963], the visuals are so lame and combined with the sounds gives me the impression the writers were on an acid trip while making this ep. it has ended with the tardis landing on some foreign planet, and the shadow of some creature walking toward it. man i love the doctor who music. i wish it was my ringtone. [i've really snapped and gone doctor loco haven't i?]
"the cave of skulls" the creature that cast the shadow is a cave man. i think they've traveled back to the stone-age. the cave men can speak english. and make fire. and hunt. the doctors companion calls him grandfather. how can doctor who have a granddaughter? i dont see how time lords could ever be in one time long enough to reproduce. or why they would need to considering how they can just reincarnated themselves as a younger, hotter version of themselves [going by matt smith and comparing him to this grumpy goop... WHO SMOKES A PIPE! awesome]. the humans can't figure out who he is and what his name is, so they call him doctor who? when i was at the davey crockett ranch at disney land in paris when i was nine an ad for doctor who came on and they were going on and on about this doctor coming up on the in room disney channel and my parents laughed and said "ah, the doctor" and i was getting angry that i didn't get the joke and i was like "what doctor? doctor who?" and all they said was "yeah". grr.
the cavemen want to feed him to a lion because they don't think he can make fire. but since the great fire maker died, neither can they. cavemen are dumb, how did we ever get so advanced...
i'm going to stop blogging while im watching it and just watch it. old tv shows are confusing enough, but old doctor who written by acid tripping hippy's in '63, wow.
btw, lovely_girl and i broke a world record today; most amount of people dressed as comic book super heroes in one place at the one time. we rule. go melbourne. anyway, i went as black canary, as i have mentioned previously, and lovely_girl went as cat woman and so many people wanted to take our picture it was funny. parents were even handing us their kids to get pictures. some old hag dressed as wonder woman said she liked my outfit and then said that it wasn't right because black canary has blue fishnets and i had black on. in my head i told her wonder woman wasn't a size 20 with an ugly pale blue velvet cape. stupid fat nerd. i was the only black canary too, so cop that. the main thing was, we broke the record.

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