biting my nails

it has been almost a week since applications on the job i applied for and desperately want closed [well in two days it will be] and i still haven't heard. i have been chronically checking my emails and my phone for missed calls and i look like one of those desperates who went on a first date for the first time in a very long time and haven't heard back yet and are starting to think the guy was a dick and should have just lemon lawed you to save you from suffering, or someone permanently on a blind date wondering whether or not they've been stood up and trying to save face by checking their phone and thinking of excuses.
anyway, i'm going a little crazy and i can't wait for one of two things to happen. 1) i get an email/call asking me to come in for an interview and apoloigising for the delay in letting me know but they were on the phone to my referee's for ages because they both think i'm wonderful and i shouldn't even bother coming in for an interview because they already feel like they know me and therefore know that i would be perfect for the job. or 2) it becomes a week since the applications close and i can call up and ask without looking like a desperate doofus.
i really hope i hear soon, i just checked again, still nothing. gosh darn it, i really want to hear soon, i want this job more than anything in the world right now. well, a million dollars would be nice, but other than that...
i'm going to go and check again, and snoop around the site.