why do sparks fly when some lame baddy hits a power ranger?

i didn't talk yesterday about this weeks episode of doctor who, which was set in venice and featured what one would think were vampires but which actually turned out to be fish from space. apparently the cracks that keep plaguing amy showed up on the planet the fish were from and so before their planet was destroyed they escaped to earth. apparently only the men survived so the queen aka the only female left, pretended to be a human and ruled over venice, scaring all the citizens into giving her their daughters so they didn't get consumed by the plague and then she turned them into alien fish so she could repopulate her race. but the doctor gets onto her and decided to save venice from a giant sinking storm and in turn, the queens race has no future as all the girls are blown up in an explosion. then the queen makes the doctor feel guilty about letting a whole race disappear just to save one city. again. apparently doctor who let's a lot of races die off just so he can save the human race. i'm glad we're so special to him. i said maybe it's because he looks like a human, but then josh said that we look like him, because the time lords came first. so maybe he feels a bit like a father/protector of the human race. we are better than gross space fish so i could see why. i only wish more humans looked exactly like him.
they went to croatia to film the episode. i hope they come down to australia to film an episode. they got all the locals to be extras in the first scene so i'd just like to tell the doctor who location scouts out there, that if you need somewhere awesome to film that is full of awesome people who will be the best damn extras you've ever had then you can come to melbourne. we won't mind at all. and you can pretty much film here from free because the mayor of melbourne is an idiot and wants to do stupid things like ban bogans [you may call them chav's] in the city, ban busking [which is a big part of the culture of this city] and let cars drive through swanston street [which is a street that runs right through the middle of the city and can only be accessed at the moment by bikes, trams, delivery vans and taxi's]. if you wanted somewhere slightly greener you could come further out into the country. lot's of people come to film in my town. they came here for charlotte's web [the farm was here] and for ghost rider [there was some sort of fair set up with fake people on the carousal and ferris wheel, i'm not sure which of the two films it was for] and mad max was filmed on the back roads. we have pretty good roads out here. so come film here.
as we were looking through pictures on the net of our super hero alter egos we discovered that both black canary and catwoman have been immortalised in barbie form. they're not as hot as the comic versions of themselves obviously because they are little girl play things and not drawn by horny nerdy men. but apparently there's a new busty barbie, so perhaps that is about to change. i think busty barbie is a great idea. girls with big boobs need a better role model than pamela anderson. i mean i don't know how to dress these d's verging on double d's [or e's as lovely_girl has an inkling] in an elegant way. people are often surprised when i get them out because i either let is all hang out or i cover them up. i've been more inclined to cover them up in the past because they scare me. the potential of big breasts is overwhelming. and all the clothes i want to wear are for little breasted women. but now that i have the boy i am not so scared of them and i get them out every now and then with a nice pushy corset top, or a low low low cut dress.
anyway, this is the busty barbie from the story [sorry the picture isn't very good].

my favourite part of the story was this mother that the reporter decided to talk to about the busty barbie [because mums are experts on anything that have to do with children simply because they have children themselves].

she was complaining about busty barbie's big boobs and her low cut shirt. HELLO! woman, have a look at your own outfit before you go complaining about barbie. honestly woman. she's basically saying to girls that they need to be busty and wear revealing clothing, and they don't [i'm paraphrasing because she spoke very poorly, but that was her point]. she's not saying that. she's saying that you can be proud of your body no matter what it looks like. not everyone has big breasts or can wear the high collared clothed old barbie wears because they'll look stupid trying to fit their big breasts into an outfit like that. so fucking get over it. you dont want you kids playing with busty barbie, DON'T BUY YOUR KIDS BUSTY BARBIE. they talked to another mum who was done to the nines despite the fact she seemed only to be staying at home looking after the kids playing with their normal barbies. she was more sensible saying that some barbies are made for older people, like the $100 barbie's that are meant to be collected and not played with, so if you think that busty barbie is not appropriate for your kids, leave her at the shop.
and seriously, when your breasts are made of plastic, what do you think they're going to look like...